nerf-car:

eridanampwwhora:

honeyarmageddon:

senile-snake:

rileyav:

ambitiousbard:

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OH MY GOD THE WAY YOU SAY PORNOGRAPHY

OH I FUCKING GET IT NOW

THE LIVELIEST LITTLE JIG YOU EVER SAW

JIG YOU EVER SAW

JIGSAW

yes

good

PORNOGRAPHY

mmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM YES

saphazure:

lil-miss-jay:

micthemicrophone:

awthredestim:

saphazure:

prohibition-pinkie:

sileo-and-starshine:

tellme-ninetails:

IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS YOU ARE HARTLESS!

IF YOU DON’T LIKE THIS YOU ARE HEARTLESS!

This is bullshit!

Nintendium is indestructible!

$1000 says you can still play that thing.

Poor perfect gameplay…

Pffft. My GameCube got it worse and it still works. Walk it off.

See, I’m laughing because, as stated above, it PROBABLY still works.

>A heartless monster abused this defenceless N64

>monster abused this defenceless N64

>this defenceless N64

>defenceless

>defence

>defence

Fuck this gay earth.

The nokia phone of the console world.

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

thegoodsonisbad:

chandlerhandle:

thegoodsonisbad:

chandlerhandle:

thegoodsonisbad:

chandlerhandle:

thegoodsonisbad:

chandlerhandle:

thegoodsonisbad:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

thegoodsonisbad:

yepperoni:

do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen 

i guess this trip was really

the cream of the crop

Why, are you admirang salmon reproductive styles and would prefer us not to fish for puns?

i think you’re just setting up a red herring to draw the attention away from yourself

i can already see how badly these puns will escaleate

i’ll have your head on a pike if you don’t knock it off

its over

our fates are sea eeled

these jokes make me puke like i got salmonella 

THERES MORAY THESE COMING

you’re doing this shit on porpise 

are you shore about that accuseation

i’ll feel a wave of relief when this shit is done with

YOU WILL ROE THIS DAY, THE CONTINUED FLAGRANT EGGSOLENCE DISPLAYED WHEN̶͈̜̆͞ ̸̮̼̹͚͗́͐Ị̧̗̣̞͕̻̖̲̄̐M̸̥͙̟͛̔̅̇͘͞ ̴̫̠͙̣̲ͨS̨̞̜̼̭͓̝̮͉͇̊ͩ̆͒̈̈̋̚͡P̶̠̙̙̖̝͇̲̱͇ͥ͊̌̅̎ͨE̫̱̼̯̅̽͂͋̊̈́̑ͧ͞A̝̼͔̍̿͡K̷͍̙̜̮̹̰̗̊̏͊ͯ̀Ĩ̢̪̥͚̲͇̘̥̓̄͜Ń̪̞́̂̐ͨ̿͑̎̇G̘͔͚ͥ̅ͣ͌ͮͧ̈́ͦ̕ ͎͕͙̬̖͖̙͑̍̈̏ͧ̓̈́͆ͭͅT͇̗͔̏͛͂͊͑Ŏ̶̧̫̜̣͇̜̗ͣͯ̆͡ ̷̡̬̮͚͈̻̭̲̝̙͎͚̭̹̆͑̊̊̌͑ͬ͆̂̄ͯ͌̂ͬ͘͜͟Y̧̦͍̩̮̫͔̲̗̻̪̤̠̔̉̍̅̆̋̽̍̈́̾̅̄͌̏ͯͮ̐̔͘͞ͅǪ̛̰̟̲͈̻̻̎͊ͧ̍͗ͧ̋ͤͨ̾͞U̧̜̮̬̫̭̻̰͓̘ͧ̎̄ͪ̌͑̋̾̍ͮ͗ͪ́

a2k2exy2ollux:

glampora:

I wish to follow you because i love you

barackfuckingobama:

zeldea:

why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

do you mean degrees of FREEDOM